I'm bring chili

every time somebody comments a side effect, it gets doubled on the commenter

Getting rich

f**k

MUHAHAHA

I can somehow make HQ9+ be completely usable for programming

You won’t make profit

Telekinesis

Jupiter gravity

I forgot is that stronger or weaker

I think it’s just extremely strong

You get severe migraines every time you use it

"Ooouugghhhh"

I can have (consensual) sex with anyone, whether they are fiction or non fiction

you do not get any pleasure from it

I have 2 side effects that will be placed on you.

1. The nonfiction part gets removed, so only you can f**k fictional characters.

2. You will be immediately put in the same universe as the character you're having sex with.

Oh hell yeah

Oops... forgot the third.

3. You will have to listen to She knows - J. Cole on an endless loop for the next 2 years.

I used to love that song so much
Do I have to have like headphones in or is it just playing from the sky

Just randomly playing from the sky. You can only hear it.

Okay then cool
That song is good

it has to be me

How does that work
Are you anyone

yes

You’ll die

my skin color being black is the power

You can't say the N word

i wanna become a god

Every one of your online friends mysteriously vanish out of thin air once you become a God. You're currently a demigod, starting now.

i just plop them back into existence lmao

You can't. They'll be gone... forever.

then fuсk you and your stupid rules

Maybe I'll give you a replacement. You can place them back into existence, but they will only exist for 6 months, 2 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 34 minutes, and 27 milliseconds before mysteriously disappearing and never coming back ever again.

then that's literally just gonna be almost every roblox friend i ever made

I'll take it

You were your own first reply but I don't think that counts and being weak to air (as sallie.may said) is basically never breathing, I might be the first comment that specifically doesn't become too wild in your replies.

there are no side effects

That's not how it works dumbass

too bad

You’ll be weak to air

are you a dumbass or what

No, but it’s funny that you think your own comment counts as a reply

this is msmg we barely give a shit about most rules

Literally s3riously said it doesn’t work like that.

Enjoy suffering air 😁

i would be a god i can just make myself not be weak to air dumbass

Bro is so mad at something that’s supposed to be funny 💀

no i just want a normal piece of white chocolate

It’s not in stock atm

gimme a piece of white chocolate

You don’t want white chocolate with peanut in it, trust me

"bro is so ma-" yeah yeah stfu i've heard that like 100 times i fuсking get it can we skip to the part where you start spouting nonsense in hopes of proving me wrong

Snicker?