delted but he's badass

like this

W

we should have political rap battles
(that shouldn't be the only qualifier bc then only thugs will become president like characters in Robyn Hood)

W

I’d honestly would prefer offensive lyrics rather than killing each other over something as stupid as who’s religion is superior

Fr

btw u see my other comment?

Yes

Hello, my name is Putin
And im finna start lootin'
And like Stalin, I'll be mutin'
My enemies with the loudest voices in the world! Ho, ho, ho!

Xi might be afraid of me
Though he's got money and America
Cause I be bossing, thats the state of me
And I don't work by merit, duh!

While I be conquering like Stalin and Hitler,
Biden see a tween girl and get her
He be sleepin' to the beatin' of the people bleedin'
And needin' his freakin' help
While I make everything a living hell

You can't be serious, giving millions to stop me!
You already gave me free income, worth way frickin' more!
Thanks to you I can blackmail Europe, you can't stop me!
So why don't you stick to what you do best - turning every 12 year old into the next frickin' wh-

And you, president Xi, you wish you could be me!
Kim Jong Un, is that you? Oh sorry, through those squinty eyes I thought you couldn't see
It's funny you all try to pretend you don't condone my world conquering quest actions
But we all know Adolf's your secret role model - so shut it with your pesky factions

btw I just freestyled this so it's prolly cringe