He ain’t wrong

NAHH

His cut looks like a half eaten piece of it

no offense but that cut is single-handedly the reason why hats exist AND the reason why people shave their heads AND the reason why some people can't get dates AND the reason why some people live in solitude

on the bright side, we have a live illustration of an open pandora's box

Jesus that’s a lot

This is where Moses split the red sea

Moses’ miracles still working thousands of years later

Real

At first I thought that was the grand canyon

That'll be a $20 taxi ride across that gap there mate

Bro got his haircut on the world’s worst barber

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My opinion to this matter

Is that the colorado river or something?

Don’t know

someone did one strip of his hair and ran out of gas

bro that's a whole runway
Maverick could land an F-14 on that

A msfs player could land an a380💀💀💀💀

nah bro
land the Mriya
or the Stratolaunch (a very wide boi)

Forgot those existed for a sec💀💀💀💀💀

rip
it happens to me sometimes as well

Nahhhh!! Bro got incinerated! 💀💀

Keep running him until the rest of the hair burns off. If you ignore the third degree Burns it'll look Better.

Burning* How did I not notice the autocorrect

It takes a 500 dollar Uber ride to get to one side of hair from the other on his hairline