Christmas Traditions

My cat used to do this and I would have to help pull on it from the other end. The disturbing vibration and tension on the tinsle is unforgettable

As I said, In some houses, A beloved Christmas tradition and fond memory ! ;~)

I still tell the stories and get laughs lol

:~)

Ok - so wait for it.. I'll have it in a minute. I'm gonna take the chest nuts roasting on an open fire and turn it into the cat tinsel eating song...

Post your own meme with new lyrics ?

I might - lyrics posted

Cat butts shining from some form of wire
Tree tinsel - gliding cross your toes
From the hole - pokes a shimmering spire
An the scent infiltrates your nose...

Everybody knows, a cat will eat the plastic string
That you threw upon your Xmas tree
Tiny Tots with their eyes all aglow
Will gag as you set the tinsle free...

They know it's coming from its butt
Along with cat food and who the hell knows what
And every mothers child is gonna spy
To see cat-butt spaghetti for the first time...

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For cat owners 1 to ninety two
Although it's been seen many times many ways
Don't use tinsel...you old fool.

FANTASTIC !!!!!