I've got a great idea for this one!! Prompt in comments obvi!! I'll get to it when I do!!

The coolness of the air wakes you from your sleep, confused for a moment before remembering what happened, you went on an around the world trip with your friends. You were the first one to wake, getting up and walking to the river bank, the kettle in your left hand....then you saw her...tall with a malevolent sneer, her eyes glued to you in a menacing way. Quickly, you got the water and went running back towards the camp where everyone was still asleep, you dove into your tent and hurriedly zipped it back up, hoping you were quick enough.
After what seemed like hours, you peered out of your tent to see carnage, what once were tents now were shreds of fabric..and your friends...now nothing but a faint memory in your mind..
Wiling yourself to get up and run, you don't get very far before the woman grabs you by your shoulder and forces you to the ground.

"Trespasser...."

Binary: uh, what the flip?!
*he’d get up with his spear in hand*

"Hello" She smiled

J: *is on fire with rage* I'm going to gut you. Those five people were defenders of our planet, and you killed them. You will be gutted LIKE A FISH once I'm done with you

The woman threw her head back in laughter
"You're going to gut ME?"
She chuckled and brought a knife up to J's neck
"You will not survive the oncoming pain"

J smirks, and then a brilliant flash of light explodes from the horizon as Excelsior, the holy blade of Caravanous (A mortal warrior who once saved the gods from catastrophe before being made the first king of their holy land) spins over and cuts into her back with a burning holy radiance made to destroy demons

The woman is struck and she hunches over, her blood a wonderful golden color. It doesn't take long for the heal to heal
"That...tickled"
She snickered and turned around, staring at them in a hunch stance (If you've seen demon slayer, she stands like Gyutaro but not so far forward)

J grabs Excelsior, and it glows radiantly when he holds it. "The name's J MasterHD, Wielder of Caravanous's will, and I'm not a big fan of my friends being killed."

"My name is Syphora and I am not a big fan of people who disrespect my territory"

J doesn't even listen to her past her name, lunging forwards and slicing her stomach clean open with Excelsior's holy radiance

Syphora holds her guts in with her arm, the wound slowly closing as she lets her lower intestine fall to the ground
"How rude! You didn't let me finish"
She summoned a scythe to her and swung at him, leaving a deep gash in his arm- Almost cutting it clean off

J screams in pain, fire coming out of his arm and healing it as pieces of the Exodus armor materialize around the scarred arm.
(The Exodus is an armor made for the god of heroes, but after his destruction the Exodus and Excelsior became a package deal)

"What a life...I bet they'll miss you"
She smiled and dislocated the mans leg, turning her body to sit on his thigh and bend his leg back

The Exodus releases a flashbang of holy light, sending her back as it begins to put J back together and heal him*

Syphora tumbled over, throwing up blood and whatever else she had inside her; standing up, syphora wiped her mouth and locked her legs around his neck, twisting until he was on the ground

On the ground, J would swivel his legs and keep her in a lock as well, the Exodus enhancing his power*

"If you're gonna pin me at least buy me dinner first"
She snickered and snapped his arm

(Sounds like something you'd have to pay 15.89 a month for)
Syphora kicked J into a nearby tree, pinning him to it with a dagger through the shoulder

The entire Exodus materializes around J after his wound ignites with fire and barely burns the dagger to ash. "That... took a lot, I gotta admit." He then delivers a powerful gut punch.

They sat like this for a while, locked around each other
"You just don't give up huh?"

(Sorry I took so long)
"Not when I'm on a mission. Got it from my late great ancestor Caravanous."

(Its cool, couldnt get angry if I wanted to cause ik I take forever to respond)
"Would you trade your life for a mission?"

"I don't think so. I got a girlfriend and family back home."

Liam: 0-0 um, hi? *he looked around, not even seeming fazed by the fact he was now pinned to the ground* so, um, not to be THAT guy or anything, but, uh, you might've just killed, like, the entire royal family of Noveselic?

She snickered
"A royal family should not have been on sacred land...They got what was coming to them"

Liam: . . . for diplomatic purposes with the Ira Enid people . . . who’re now gonna be blamed for the family’s death . . . I don’t think killing them is helping anyone, honestly

The woman shrugged, crouching down next to one of the bodies and poking it
"I'll send the remains back in a pretty box"

Liam: Hey! You're not listening to anything I'm saying!

"Oh no....I am.."

Liam: then why're you ignoring me?! if you're so selfish and full of yourself to kill an entire ROYAL FAMILY, then why haven't you harmed the Ira Enid, eh?!

"They were royal?"

Liam: oh my god- YES!

"Why didn't you tell me that?..I wouldn't have killed them

Liam: *wearily* I did *He sighed and closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation*

"You did?..I wasn't listening"

..*he unveils his kumiho (a nine tailed kitsune) form and whips her off her feet with his nine tails, leaping back and preparing ethereal weaving in his hand*

{CVPA files: UO.}
Epo, në rregull, unë do të shkoj. Ndoshta gjithsesi nuk duhet të rrijë gjatë, të mira si pre e objektivave të palëvizshme...

(w h a t

(It's Albanian. UO is Albanian.)

(ohhhh

The woman looked at them with a questioning look
"What?..I don't speak Albanian"

(psst)

(Mb)
"Moving..unmoving..everythings prey"

Yeah, I know. I've been involved in something that your tribe isn't aware of, if I stay any longer, I risk bringing some seriously unwanted attention with me.

"I am the last of my tribe...the attention will only further endanger whomever hunts you"

I know, but these guys don't care how many die, just as long as I'm killed by them, until then, they will never stop...

She nodded and waited patiently

What?

"Do you realize what I am? I am not a mortal"

I am though, and they won't focus on you.
*The sounds of helicopters approaching can be heard in the distance.*
Ah hell, the gates of hell await.

"Face them..don't run, thats cowardice"

I make sure that every single one that chases me is dead, but it's hard to face something that never stops coming with limited supplies, and no cover left..

"Do't you know you're already here?"
She readied her fighting stance

I know I am, we all are in one way or another...

"I will help" She said flatly, her scythe creeping into her hand

No, these guys will kill you with ease. They've got more equipment and more training, they'd probably wouldn't even notice your death because they want ME dead, and they don't care for who else they have to kill to get to me.

"I told you I was gonna help so thats what im doing"

No, you shouldn't unless you favor being tortured brutally for someone else's entertainment.

*I exhale in a way that shows I'm not new to hearing this.*
I said, Well, okay, I'll go. Probably shouldn't stay long anyway, good as prey for stationary targets...