Ask Kris anything (Keep it PG-13 or lower)

Hello everybody my name is Markliplier-

How do I hide the fact that I blew up the pentagon

... are you mad

How many times did you tell noelle to proceed?

Yes, they turned noelle into a monster capable of mass destruction.

best places in the dark world so far?
(also how's things with the mystery man?)

cool :D gonna go there at some point!

Do you like Ralsei?

Why does Susie yell “FUUUUUCK!” at totally inappropriate times?

Fair

route

Kris, do you put sauce on moss sometimes when u eat it.

Haha I've started a trend

Does the moss taste good?

I shall eat moss tomorrow then

HEY KRIS, KRIS!!! IM BACK AFTER 100 YEARS, YEARS!!!!

THIS TIME I HAVE GONE NEO, NEO!!! BAH HAH!!

BUT, IM IN A F**KING WHEELCHAIR

what's with the whole, uh
soul-rippy-outy thing

who

player

makes sense