Ask Napstablook Anything! (Keep it PG-13 or lower)

How are u?
(ur my favorite btw)

oh... thank you... i'm doing pretty well ever since i listened to one of my favorite songs

route

That's not all there is to me, but ok.

(may i pat <3)
what type of headphones do you have? (like what brand)

oh, um, sure I guess... they're MTT brand

nice!!

*you try to pat nabstablook, but your hand phases through him*

Hey ghosty if we fused would I have a brain since I'm all bonessss! *Nuke level trombone noises*

well, technically ghosts don't have brains either... wait, was that a joke? oh no, i ruined it... sorryyyyy...

Its alllll right. its not your fault your all gone! (100000 nuke level trombone levels)

hehe...

How did you feel when Frisk became your friend in their (true) pacifist route?

it was the happiest day of my life, since it was also the day mettaton came back... frisk is a great kid, and they don't push me to talk like a lot of people try to. they like my music, and they use it to scare away Aaron when he tries to creep on me. wow, i'm getting teary just thinking about it...

I CAN HELP YOU GET WOMEN, WOMEN!!! BAH HAH!!!

um, i'm aro-ace, so no thank you...

slay

What's your favorite song

i don't know if you've heard of it, it's called Ghouliday. the lyrics go like this... ooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo ooo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo

Is being a DJ a hobby, or do you make gold by doing it?

oh, well... mettaton pays me, but before that i didn't really make any money off of it...

Is it comfortable sleeping on that spot in the ruins?

well, since i'm a ghost, i can sleep anywhere, so it's not a big deal for me. i just like it because it's a quiet spot to think...

if the human cant hurt you why cant you be the judge instead of sans

oh, that's too much responsibility for me...