@Existent

In Australia we play, is this pile of rocks or road

Potholes or portals to the 51st dimension? That's for YOU to find out here in Australia; the only country who's ancestors are all criminals and every animal wants to kill you! Come to Aus, for blazing heat!

(also the wild west of railroading)

The potholes in my city are about to go up for rent they are so large.

Mine have million dollar mortgages

When driving in the mountains we play this same game in Colorado lol

In Russia, Road is Road

*Existent summoning noises*

In Soviet Russia, you are the road.
(Old meme)

Me who lives in Oklahoma:

Oklahoma it’s “can you stay on the road after an ice storm?”

Hello fellow Oklahoman

Been to Rhema lately?

Nope

Damn. You should go at some point it’s really pretty

In California, we play a game called "Does this person know how to drive?"

We play that in Maine too!

my partner is in Canada

as a Canadian I can confirm this is true

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In Germany, it’s „Can you reach the minimum speed of 400 mph?“

back in old roblox, we used to play a game called "Will I be able to control a vehicle with absolutely no friction at all?"

I went there in August

in Singapore, we play how long can we chew gum before police arrive and hambdund us

In Texas, me and my dad play a game called "Are You Gonna Die From Going 10 Miles To Fast Than The Speed Limit?"

We play a game called "will the highway end"

in indiana we play how many more miles of corn are there before I reach more corn