The first of many "Ask ____" that I will be doing. Keep it PG-13 or lower!

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or unlimited games (all the games!!!) but no games?

Unlimited games. I missed my gaming sessions with Asriel while I was dead.

Would you rather have unlimited chocolate, but no games, or vice versa?

Chara: Unlimited chocolate. Chocolate has been proven to improve your mental health much more than games, and I think we all know I need that.

To add on to this, what was your favorite game to play with Asriel?

Hmmm, that's a difficult question. I myself enjoyed this game that washed down the dump one time. It was called... Crossing Animals, I believe. It was a creativity-based game about building, exploring, and interacting with others. My favorite villager was named Sherb, as he reminded me of Azzy. I liked bullying any annoying villagers, =), but Azzy got upset when I did so, so I did it when he wasn't watching.
But as for a game to play WITH Azzy, I liked Super Smashing Fighters. Azzy mained a green lizard, while I mained an anime swordfighter. I liked playing it with him because it was fun to see his reactions and concentration, and it was a chance for me to release negative feelings in a healthy way. Of course, it didn't help much in the end...

Do you believe earth is flat or round?

Depends on who I'm talking to. If I'm talking to people I respect, I say it's round. Anyone else, and I say it's flat. Of course, I only respect a small amount of people, so I more often claim it is flat.

So you only say that it’s round to people you don’t like?

No, I tell people I like that it's round. I just like infuriating everyone else by pretending that I am a flat-earther.

Favorite kind of chocolate

Anything that's not white, although I do quite enjoy dark chocolate from Belgium.

Are you dating anyone

No. Mom says I can't start dating since I'm still only 10. I've tried explaining that I'm technically 20 since I was dead for 10 years, but she doesn't believe me.

Oh lol

Why are you me

How are you

I just ate some dark chocolate, so I'm feeling fantastic. The comedian should be glad I'm in a good mood, otherwise I would have pulverized him after he followed me around for 2 hours making puns to make fun of me.

I also followed you

Why thank you, my friend.

Your welcome

Are you aware of alternate universes? If so, do you talk to any of the monsters there?

Yes, I am aware of them. I'm still pretty freaked out by the whole "X-Event thing." Male me is pretty intense, even I think they went too far. As for other other universes, Frisk hasn't really taken me to any, so I haven't been there.

If you had to pick a non family member to spend the day with, who would it be?

Most likely Undyne. She's fun to train with, and she admires my skills rather than fears them. She also keeps my anger issues in check, which is useful when Sans comes to watch.

Ah, yes. The fury that comes from many when they hear dad jokes.
Anyways, I do have a few jokes myself. Maybe close to as mind-numbing as that skeleton's puns, but I've gotten laughs out of some. Want one?

Hey Chara, why did you jump down into the Underground in the first place? I mean, from what Asriel has said, you didn't really like humanity. Were you contemplating suicide?

Chara: "Didn't really like" is an understatement. You all should know better than anyone how cruel humanity can be. I grew up in a transphobic, racist community where others like me were constantly hurt and bullied. I witnessed firsthand how wicked and despicable the human race is. After a particularly severe beating, I escaped to Mt. Ebbot. I think you can guess what happened from there.

I see... but when you went up there, were you intending to fall into the Underground, or to just kill yourself outright?

Chara: I'm not sure what I was thinking at that time. It's all a blur. I do remember tripping, though.

Yeah, I'd imagine you may've not been expecting to see a giant hole in the ground, lost your footing before you could really think of a course of action, and fell into the Underground.

Also, have you met this little white dog, that some have taken to calling the "Annoying Dog" before?

Chara: Yes, during a particulary dramatic hockey match. I was not back in physical form yet, but I saw the whole thing.

What did they do, did they steal someone's stick and score, or something?!

Yes, how did you know?

Just took a lucky guess, I guess.

Oh you mean god

dark choco or milk choco (if you say white choco i might kms)

Chara: People who like white chocolate are an abomination to man-kind. Also, it depends on what mood I'm in.

agreed.
fair!

when you were alive, were you and Dr. Gaster on good or bad terms? (I'm assuming you met him!)

Yes, I did meet him. In fact, me and Azzy are the only beings besides his... followers that remember him, since we remember resets. Frisk has the capability to, but hasn't met him yet.
As for what terms we were on... he was kind of like a goofy uncle, always asking me questions about the human digestive system or something like that. His constant questions and experiments were irritating at best. He didn't mind me, but I found him annoying.

wow-

Wanna hear a joke?

If it's anything like that insufferable skeleton's puns, then no.

What do you call a skeleton who is really funny? Very HUMERous
*trombone noises* yes chara I made an alt account

I hate you.
(AnnabethChase101 likes your attitude though)

Wanna hear another one?

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton?
Your skin and bones. If you had skin *More trombone noises*

Do you want to hear a funny joke?

What did the skeleton say to the annoyed Chara?

Nothing, they took him out before he had the chance to speak

Wanna hear a joke? What did sans say to Chara? Your gonna have a Bad Time

Likewise =)

Also what is your favorite memory with asriel?

Nice

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We were in Waterfall with Mom and Dad, who were checking in on a bridge that was being built. Azzy and I ran off to play, and found ourselves in the dump. I saw the cliff that drops off into the abyss. If you remember my story, you'll know I... wasn't very happy with myself at that time. I'm still not. Azzy saw me looking at the edge, and got scared. He pulled me away, and we had a very heartfelt conversation. He does remind me of Dad sometimes, because he's such a good listener. After I finished my story, with definitely NO CRYING, Azzy hugged me close, and the huge dork whispered, "I wuv you." He had a hard time pronouncing the letter L at that time. I tried not to laugh, but I failed, and he got mad. (He's so cute when he's mad.) He ended up chasing me all the way back up to Mom and Dad.
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Thank you for asking.