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The first of many "Ask ____" that I will be doing. Keep it PG-13 or lower!

The first of many "Ask ____" that I will be doing. Keep it PG-13 or lower! | ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT IN THE COMMENTS =) | image tagged in undertale,ask an undertale character,chara,sans undertale is coming for your elbow joints | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or unlimited games (all the games!!!) but no games?
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
Unlimited games. I missed my gaming sessions with Asriel while I was dead.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
To add on to this, what was your favorite game to play with Asriel?
0 ups, 1y
Hmmm, that's a difficult question. I myself enjoyed this game that washed down the dump one time. It was called... Crossing Animals, I believe. It was a creativity-based game about building, exploring, and interacting with others. My favorite villager was named Sherb, as he reminded me of Azzy. I liked bullying any annoying villagers, =), but Azzy got upset when I did so, so I did it when he wasn't watching.
But as for a game to play WITH Azzy, I liked Super Smashing Fighters. Azzy mained a green lizard, while I mained an anime swordfighter. I liked playing it with him because it was fun to see his reactions and concentration, and it was a chance for me to release negative feelings in a healthy way. Of course, it didn't help much in the end...
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Would you rather have unlimited chocolate, but no games, or vice versa?
0 ups, 1y
Chara: Unlimited chocolate. Chocolate has been proven to improve your mental health much more than games, and I think we all know I need that.
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Do you believe earth is flat or round?
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Depends on who I'm talking to. If I'm talking to people I respect, I say it's round. Anyone else, and I say it's flat. Of course, I only respect a small amount of people, so I more often claim it is flat.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
So you only say that it’s round to people you don’t like?
1 up, 1y
No, I tell people I like that it's round. I just like infuriating everyone else by pretending that I am a flat-earther.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
If you had to pick a non family member to spend the day with, who would it be?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Most likely Undyne. She's fun to train with, and she admires my skills rather than fears them. She also keeps my anger issues in check, which is useful when Sans comes to watch.
0 ups, 1y
Ah, yes. The fury that comes from many when they hear dad jokes.
Anyways, I do have a few jokes myself. Maybe close to as mind-numbing as that skeleton's puns, but I've gotten laughs out of some. Want one?
0 ups, 1y
Just a disclaimer, any rude answers are because I'm speaking as the character. Please don't take it personally!
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
hmm what is your opinion on... bob
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Bob is a tortured soul, and has seen things even I could not imagine going through. I pity him, and was very upset when Frisk slaughtered him on a genocide run. He is one of the only beings in the universe that I do not dislike.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
do you care for Frisk?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Frisk and I have a... complicated relationship, to say the least. It's hard to get along with someone who at one point murdered your entire family, but they're a sweet kid. I tend to think of myself as their guardian, considering we have so much in common.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I mean you are kinda right but mostly in my opinion it the players fault for experimenting and curiocity.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
The... player? Like our world is some kind of game? Based on Flowey's recent experience with the 4th wall, I'm inclined to believe that that could be a possibility. However, it seems so odd to me that Frisk is being controlled. I've never seen any signs of it before.
0 ups, 1y
guess you are right on that one
0 ups, 1y
ok..
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
when you were alive, were you and Dr. Gaster on good or bad terms? (I'm assuming you met him!)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Yes, I did meet him. In fact, me and Azzy are the only beings besides his... followers that remember him, since we remember resets. Frisk has the capability to, but hasn't met him yet.
As for what terms we were on... he was kind of like a goofy uncle, always asking me questions about the human digestive system or something like that. His constant questions and experiments were irritating at best. He didn't mind me, but I found him annoying.
1 up, 1y
wow-
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
How are you
1 up, 1y,
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I just ate some dark chocolate, so I'm feeling fantastic. The comedian should be glad I'm in a good mood, otherwise I would have pulverized him after he followed me around for 2 hours making puns to make fun of me.
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I also followed you
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Why thank you, my friend.
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0 ups, 1y
Your welcome
0 ups, 7mo
Why are you me
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Believe me, this annoys me as well. I may be dry and overly protective, but I don't murder without cause.
0 ups, 10mo
Sup. It may not look like it but I'm the guy you responded to.
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Wanna hear a joke?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
If it's anything like that insufferable skeleton's puns, then no.
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
What do you call a skeleton who is really funny? Very HUMERous
*trombone noises* yes chara I made an alt account
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I hate you.
(AnnabethChase101 likes your attitude though)
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Wanna hear another one?
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0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton?
Your skin and bones. If you had skin *More trombone noises*
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
What did the skeleton say to the annoyed Chara?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Nothing, they took him out before he had the chance to speak
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1 up, 1y
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0 ups, 1y,
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Wanna hear a joke? What did sans say to Chara? Your gonna have a Bad Time
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Likewise =)
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0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Also what is your favorite memory with asriel?
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1 up, 1y
Nice
0 ups, 1y
...
We were in Waterfall with Mom and Dad, who were checking in on a bridge that was being built. Azzy and I ran off to play, and found ourselves in the dump. I saw the cliff that drops off into the abyss. If you remember my story, you'll know I... wasn't very happy with myself at that time. I'm still not. Azzy saw me looking at the edge, and got scared. He pulled me away, and we had a very heartfelt conversation. He does remind me of Dad sometimes, because he's such a good listener. After I finished my story, with definitely NO CRYING, Azzy hugged me close, and the huge dork whispered, "I wuv you." He had a hard time pronouncing the letter L at that time. I tried not to laugh, but I failed, and he got mad. (He's so cute when he's mad.) He ended up chasing me all the way back up to Mom and Dad.
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Thank you for asking.
0 ups, 1y
Do you want to hear a funny joke?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Are you dating anyone
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
No. Mom says I can't start dating since I'm still only 10. I've tried explaining that I'm technically 20 since I was dead for 10 years, but she doesn't believe me.
1 up, 1y
Oh lol
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