Do it for the kids! And the bacon

Never cook bacon naked!

That is excellent advice!

If you don’t know how to cook bacon, your mom should have her Mom card revoked

If that's a real label then I want to know what brand that is. We need to support brands who support common sense instead of political agendas.

Personally, I'm all for supporting companies that have a sense of humor.
But, admittedly I'm not a snowflake who would boycott a company for making a joke.
Especially a funny one.
And that was f**king hilarious to me!

Black River Meats, in Springfield, NH.
It’s on the red portion of the label below ingredients.

The Dept of Ed is a failure.

Then ... we should fix it? Maybe.
Considering that we have a member of the House of Representatives
(with the emphasis on the word "representatives") who can't read the word "indictable".
And it wasn't even the one who needed 3 tries to pass her GED test. It was one with a college education.
Improve it? Scrap it? Improve it? Scrap it?
Decisions, decisions.
Remind me. Where does the US rank on education? In the world?

P.S. Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy?
And if you have, what do you think of the CEO of Carl's Jr. being part of the federal government IRL?
Isn't the internet amazing??? You can look that up. Pretty cool, huh?

"People who like school are fools." -Roger Waters, probably

Your account is a parody account, yeah?