North Korea Claims Spy Satellite Took Photos of White House

Everyone knows that the Whitehouse is where we keep all of our thermonuclear stockpile. Watch closely, Lil' Kim.

North Korea Claims Spy Satellite Took Photos of White House
November 27, 2023
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-28/north-korea-claims-new-spy-satellite-took-photos-of-white-house#xj4y7vzkg

North Korea claimed its first spy satellite put into space, which was launched into orbit last week, has taken photos of the White House, Pentagon and nearby US naval stations.
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BFD. It's pretty much common knowledge what these things all look like.