Bruh

That’s why I eat dogs instead.

Relatable in both terms of username and comment for the bottom one

dogs have dicks too though, thats why i just have sex with bushes and shrubs.

WTF

jokes on you the dog has a dick too, so it's still gay.

Now fish on the other hand-

Im a girl tho bit i would like to do something gay😏😏😏😏😀

if you dont want to be gay, then dont have segs

jokes on u dogs also have d1ck