I would order liquid air.

I would get Water that hits like its 3am

Real

real-

I'll order some kiwifruit juice!

Wait a minute...

Could you order the worlds tastiest drink?

A guy did that once
It was subjective, If I remember, it was a fruity-alcohol drink that he had with his friends one day
He was found dead in his quarters via suicide with a note saying ‘nothing will ever be better again’ or something like that

Huh

Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified.

Alrighty then

Liquid happiness

U mean 999?

joe

We don’t order that kinda coffe ok?

what have you done

what?
....OH...
.....OHHHHHHH

Water that tastes like sour patch kids

Imma order some soft drinks that don't exist anymore

A cup of pure chaos

liquid gummy worms
also liquid air would probably be extremely toxic

the blood of an extinct animal (dont know witch animal yet)

Hmmmm if it can dispense anything that is defined as a drink in the person's mind... then in that case well

I would order a cup made of blood from 5 children, a cup of joe and gasoline mixed with water.

I would order a cup full of coins so I can use the machine more (inteligence)

And then a cup full of M&Ms for scp-999 :D

Worcestershire sauce

I'll order a Glass of The Crimean peninsula

Tea that doesn't taste terrible.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

all my favorite drink combined

I would get a cup full of all the substance that helps 682 regenerate, so then when the GOC nukes him, he’ll actually be dead

Water. I like water

Water from what source?

Pure C A F F I E N E

buckminsterfullerene

That's a great answer. I didn't even know what that was until I looked it up. What do you think it would taste like liquified?

Sunky milk

Explodium

Scp 682 killer but don’t use it on scp 682 I drink it

2 cooked hot pockets with 3 root beer floats 6 oranges and a bowl of sugar to dip them in.

OH and also a locator to find builder bear.

Something that makes people give me free ammunition for my shotgun every time I look at them. That’s my order from that machine.

Explodium

Blood of the damned

Okay!

dihydrogen monoxide

hydrofluoric acid
h2o2
cyanide (enough to kill a standard teenager)
the poison in buttercups (enough to kill a teenager)
something deadly

WHAT THE

then a cup of scp-999 so i can finally be happy

How about just the cup of Scp-999?

:c

but i want to destroy all who have forsaken me... :c

*consumes all of it* if I do not die, I will become a GOD

NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO