My species

*Coming to a vending machine near you.*

Packaging designer: "you want to insult how many people at once with this?!"
Me: "all of them"

modern movies trying to appeal to every minority under the sun:

Made in china

American English French toast made in China. The bread inside is rectangular and plain while the pic shows round bread covered with sliced tomatoes and pickles!

Thank God they left off the pineapple!

That flag is Spanish

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