cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

Astra: *picks up lay* you've already died enough. I'm not letting you have a self-inflicted death.

Lay: Alright ima go to sleep in a weird place

Astra: just don't sleep in the microwave again. You know what happened last time.

Lay: But the mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is so soothing

Astra: it nearly fried all of your systems.

Lay: But the spiiin

Astra: but you'll diiiie

Lay: When I die, I wanna go like a rotisserie chicken

Spinning and warm

Astra: -_-

Lay: But why? I saw Peyton r34

Astra: Peyton IS r34. The "art" is tame compared to the real thing.

Lay: Oh ok, but still I don't like myself rn

Astra: :(

Lay: .-.

*hes upside down*

*Astra turns him right side up since she's still holding him*

Astra: I'm just surprised that r34 made you suicidal and not the inkperials.

Lay: ...

I was

But I knew I could get through it

Astra: and I have no doubt you'll get through this too.

*She hugs him*

Lay: *purr*

Thank you

*she sets him down*

Peyton: what is it dear?

Lay: *dies*

Astra: it was an exaggeration

Peyton: oh

Astra: I'm just trying to stop lay from khs

bro thinks he’s ronnie

Tbh, idk who that is

video of some guy shooting himself with a shotgun with the samsung violin ringtone playing in the bg

HE SHOOTS HIMSELF ON CAMERA?

yah
that song is pretty good though. it’s mind-blowing, teeth-rattling, brain-breaking, skull-shaking, gun-blazing. just all of those musical notes splattered all over to create a masterpiece.

IT WAS A FAKE GUN RIGHT?

nope. the video got deleted off of youtube

holy shit

search “Ronnie McNutt”
(i searched it, i guarantee you that there’s no gore popping up when you search (unless you scroll far enough i guess))

I'd rather not

good

I thought it was on some facebook livestream

idk either