First of all, piss off. You're just being an arse at this point. I'm far too colourblind for any branch of the service.
Secondly, you're romanticizing military service, which is very weird.
I'm also over recruitment age.
I'm also-also anti-military, and fervently believe ACAB.
Additionally, I have hardware in my skeletal structure.
Finally, you're being a complete tosser. I'm talking specifically about a niche job market, and you're over here stanning 4-year indenturement like it's some sports team.