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"nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk!!1!" | APPLIES TO EMPLOYER STRUGGLING TO STAY STAFFED; RECEIVES REJECTION EMAIL WITHIN 1 DAY | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian,job hunting | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
135 views 2 upvotes Made by Whovian11764 6 months ago in politics
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2 ups, 6mo,
2 replies
Maybe that Underwater Pottery Artist degree isn't all that is what it was cracked up to be.
1 up, 6mo,
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Also, even someone had such an obscure, absurd degree in a niche subject, it shouldn't disqualify them from any jobs that don't require a degree. I spent nearly 10 years in the food service industry, until i got my degree. And yet, restaurants I've applied to for part time income have been dismissing me immediately.

It's almost as if the industry is exploiting the undereducated(!)
Because they do.
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
I feels ya Bro
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0 ups, 6mo
This dude makes bank off his own very successful body art parlor. I don't think he cares what someone like you thinks.
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
Its amazing what a 4 year enlistment will do for you.
1 up, 6mo,
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"iT's AmAziNg wHaT A 4 yEaR EnLisTmeNt WiLL dO fOr yOu."
1. That's called gatekeeping.
2. I tried enlistement after HS. I was DQ'd for being colorblind, which is why I went to college. Otherwise, I would have been a career Navy engineer like my grandfather.
3. I'm too old to enlist (also colorblind. See #2)
4. Get lost.
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
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Call it what you want....i dont care....facts matter...

I was DQd from tank gunner...too tall! To tall for nuke sub, too....foud a job i qualified for....

Its tough for me to get lost...as my MOS was NAVAIDS....rotflmao!!!!
0 ups, 6mo,
3 replies
First of all, piss off. You're just being an arse at this point. I'm far too colourblind for any branch of the service.
Secondly, you're romanticizing military service, which is very weird.
I'm also over recruitment age.
I'm also-also anti-military, and fervently believe ACAB.
Additionally, I have hardware in my skeletal structure.
Finally, you're being a complete tosser. I'm talking specifically about a niche job market, and you're over here stanning 4-year indenturement like it's some sports team.
1 up, 6mo,
2 replies
Piss off...Arse...colour...roger that....having employment issues across the pond are we?
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
Beat me to it...

and there's "tosser" too...
1 up, 6mo,
3 replies
Yeah. I didnt want to sink the whole ship...
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
Not sure if OP knows what he's complaining about, but looks like he's got one fine game of Musical Chairs going,,
0 ups, 6mo
Yeah, I know it looks that way to people who can't keep up.
1 up, 6mo
Bloo'y Bri'ish slang is "cultured" !!!!!

Look out, everybody, we've entered Chav territory!
1 up, 6mo,
4 replies
Tried enlistement, but he's anti-military. Physics, restaurant.
Not sure how much of a ship he has left to sink,,,
1 up, 6mo
Pretty much....still letting pthers know about it on a meme site....
1 up, 6mo
I didnt have the heart to say i was 2 days late for CONBAT PHOTOG!! It was a cool feeling having the Army tell you they got the job you asked for.....ASVAB scores speak for themselves.....and telling them the Air Force already signed you.
0 ups, 6mo
Let's do a timeline!

1999; started 1st p/t summer job at Wendy's at 14yrs old
2000; started 2nd p/t job at local deli
2001; started 3rd p/t job at local chain restaurant, helping out once a week at deli.
2003; graduated HS. Applied for enlistment. DQ'd at MEPS. Took up offer at local college as contingency.
2004-06; worked in various restaurants as a cook all throughout college
2007; graduated from said college, entered work force as HS teacher, continued working restaurants on weekends
2012; payed off my student loans!
2014; left teaching to work in restaurant for more take-home pay
2018; moved to a new state. Went back to teaching.
2020: PANDEMIC!! School closed, and moved home. Took a job in a warehouse making more than I did as a teacher.
2023: <- you are here

Any questions?!?
0 ups, 6mo
Gods forbid somebody from America is cultured enough to use slang from another country to avoid being bamperstamped(!)

And I didn't become anti-military until after I unlearned the brainwashing of American patriotism.
0 ups, 6mo,
2 replies
I can tell from this comment that you only speak one language.
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
And Bri'ishian isn't one of them, oi, m8?
0 ups, 6mo
Súr brandari, hann gerði það í dag! 🤣🤣
0 ups, 6mo,
2 replies
Wtf? I think you hit the wrong repky....as that makes no sense in our context....confused?
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
"i HaVe A cArEeR..."
And blind privilege. You've never seen real hardship if you've only ever had one job and speak one language.
0 ups, 6mo
One job? Dude you are lost..when did i say that? Grow up. Get a life. Join the peace corps!!!
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Try to keep up.
0 ups, 6mo
I have a career....you have fun out there!
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
You didnt have to reply...it would have said more! Rotflmao!!
0 ups, 6mo
"You don't have to do the thing(!) It would have done the thing more(!)" 🥴🥴
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
"Whovian11764

2. I tried enlistement after HS. I was DQ'd for being colorblind, which is why I went to college. Otherwise, I would have been a career Navy engineer like my grandfather.
3. I'm too old to enlist (also colorblind. See #2)"

Enlisting for what you are anti?
Lost indeed.
0 ups, 6mo
Tell me you've kept the same delusional opinions for the entirety of your sad 50 years on this rock without telling me.
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
**physics
Get lost
1 up, 6mo,
2 replies
1 up, 6mo
Majored in Physics. Can't even get part time in a restaurant.
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
People who majored in physics can do a lot more than somebody who got conned into fighting bullshit wars for the wealthy for 4 years...
Also, thank you for equating me to a popular, beloved, intelligent (albeit, fictional) scientist!
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
No problems....thank a vet for your ability to shit on them.

And its funny how you deflect and belittle...not knowing what capacity i work in NOW!!! Have fun with those loans....
0 ups, 6mo
Nah, I don't shit on Vets, unless they murder people on a subway. But respect is earned, and signing up to fight a rich person's war is not "honorable." It just means you're exploitable to others.
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