I know. But UO is the only one of his kind. Ammune Octolings aren't an everyday occurrence, there's extremely few of them, about two or so. And UO is one of the two.
Yup; So you're the silly dumb one; Eggy - Comic relief; You're also the innocent one; Yup; And most woman find innocence and dumbness unattractive; Yup; So, HOW ARE YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY RIZZING PEYTON AND OMELETTA AT THE SAME TIME?! :P