I’m theory I can mass produce scp-3000 anesthetic

Smart

imagine if someone typed in scp 999

Wait, is 999 a liquid?

idk, maybe semi-solid?

fair enough.

Non-Newtonian fluid?

close enough

Yea.. doesn't it take the liquid from somewhere though? So 999 would get split into pieces... Hopefully nobody with malicious intent at the foundation finds out about that

SCP-294: *exists*

FrostTheGlaceon: "Oh boy, time to start a drug cartel!"

Indeed I will

once someone put in
"cup of Smilodon blood"
"cup of passenger pigeon blood"
"cup of Thomas Jefferson's blood"
all 3 received "OUT OF RANGE" errors

along with that, someone else typed "something Cassy will like"
"Cassy" is SCP-085 btw, and she is a living drawing (and she is SAFE.)
the cup was empty, but there was a drawing of a chocolate banana milkshake on the side.
when introduced to her, she liked it!

so it has a range but also knowledge on sentient beings prefrences.

I hear once that it managed to get a cup of 'alien blood'

Lol

live gordon freeman reaction