If the EMP blast killed every plane there, then the intercom wouldn't work. The lights wouldn't work, nothing would work. In fact, the plane would be nothing a milisecond after the bomb detonated.
I somehow find it funny that you don't give a f**k about what I'm saying. I'm sure NO airline would not tolerate swearing and compare it to...i don't know. A bomb? Yeah that sounds right
How do you think that would happen? It wouldn't. Pretztail has arrived in Paris International Airport anyway, and he's now headed for his temporary home.
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Felonius Gru
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In terms of money, we have no money
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Ryanair
Pretztail listen here you little scumbag
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I can't let Pretztail go through like this! Welp, time to nuke the Charles De Gaulle airport. OH, SORRY, GRU, BUT WE'LL BE TAKING THA-; OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS NEED TO DIE. With them out of the way... What the- THE AIRPORT WAS BOMBED BY GRU!!
Welp, this ruins everything... I guess I can't see world leaders. RYANAIR CREW:
Attention everyone, so, the airport, Charles De Gaulle in Paris, got bombed, so we are going to need to divert the plane to the JFK airport in New York. We apologize, but we will have a connecting flight here tomorrow with our fine partners at Icelandair, but we apologize. But the nearest frickin' airport is London Heath-; That kind of abusive language is not tolerated on this plane. You will be banned from Ryanair if this keeps u-; SHUT THE F**K UP! THE NEAREST AIRPORT IS THE LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT, SO WHY AREN'T YOU GOING THERE?! That is it. We are throwing you out of the plane, this is the last straw. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-; YES! RIGHT ON THE TIP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER!!!
