Honestly, who ISN'T afraid of spiders?

not me

Get realism

once i was desperate
when i got in the bathrom there was a spider
peed in the bed intead
this happened when i was 7

Lay: I just think they're neat

Astra: 0_0

Lay: What? They're cool

Don't tell me you're more scared than me?

*the spider crawls on lay's head and Astra takes a few steps back*

Lay: *talking to spider* dude stop
*the spider leaves*

Astra: HOW

Lay: You can just talk with them

Yeah, I think I would die

Hakai: guys it’s more afraid of you than you are on it

Astra: *slams door back closed* tell that to my arachnophobia.

Hakai: They are more afraid than you are of it
*Biker helmet appears*
Hakai: OH FU-

Astra: look at it.
*She picks up the helmet and holds it in front of hakai*
Astra: LOOK AT IT.

Hakai: *Holding an Ankh at the helmet* NO!

*pearl's reply happens*

boo (this is the closest thing i could find to a bike helm)

*Rizu beats the biker helmet with a crowbar then throws it out an open window*

*Hakai hugs Rizu*

Rizu: I protect yous! :D

*Hakai kisses Rizu*

*happi Rizu*

Rizu with a flamethrower: DIE MOTHAH- I'm not gonna say it *burns the spider*

Hakai: …

Rizu: what?

Astra: *gasp*
YOU ALMOST SAID IT! That's the closest I've ever heard you get to swearing!

Rizu: I may or may not have arachnophobia

Astra: but... That's normal...

Rizu: I will burn a building down if I see one of those… frickers

Astra: close enough. But I hope I'm there when you drop a proper F-bomb. Anyway!

*Her left arm morphs into a flamethrower*

Rizu: b u r n ?

Astra: yes, BURN!!!

Rizu: >:3 *Rizu b u r n s the spider*

AustraliaMan: Wait you guys have arachnophobia?

i don’t have a fear of spiders

Blook: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUQAUIQDIUOWFOINWFJNDI)U"

LaLa: HITLER IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE HELP
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