Turn my cock into a sword

you get cancer

what if u survived

I
Damn f**king autocorrect

you cant

Why not

because yes

Then I'll just do a school-stabbing

I would say telekinesis but 2 people already chose that and the side effects are horrifying sooo...

Stopping time for atleast 30 seconds.

Double anything by 2

it removes 5 days off your life

I can double the days of my life

nuh uh

yuh uh

Zenkai boost.

It only works on my d*ck

I can be either Gordon Freeman or Astolfo

Once you change to
form you stay for a year

Nah, I'm giving you a year, not to much and not to little

To rephrase it you can only change once a year

The power to makes someones luck slightly worse

your worse aswell

My luck or literally just me?

luck

Telekinesis

you get all the girls but they all are ugly

But I already got a comment to reply 😎

You can only eat rocks

Slow

Nuh uh

Click the "best first" and then click "oldest first"

You have a 50% chance to pick up something you didn’t want to

Slow

Cannot be hurt

Immunity to any sickness

you cannot get married

Telekinesis

Testicular cancer

Aw.

Time to turn into a woman

But I wanna be a man

Womp womp
Choices are die or be a woman

Uhhhh uhhmm uhhhh
I'd like to buy a vowel

only works 80% of time and if you get 20% you uncontrollably sh*t your pants