Fox facts

wanna hear a fun fox fact?

I already know many important facts about foxes and their well known love of nuclear bombs.
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Foxes cannot survive being ran over by my Acura TSX

Foxes are very fast. They will avoid your acura tsx.
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0-60 in 2 seconds

Still slower than a fox.
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negawatt

Foxes are fast and sneaky.
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137 vs. 45
137 mph is an acura tax
45 is a fox
Who wins?

The fox will be headed in the opposite direction as the car.
You will not find it.
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The fact I saw fox roadkill 3 days ago

That was a large rat. That was not a fox.
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Well why was it orange with brown paws and a fluffy tail

A large orange rat most likely.
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my car can go 120 miles per hour and foxes hang out on roads

Foxes like to hide. You will not find one.
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I'm afraid that burning in fire is not a popular trend.
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Turns out burning is unpopular.
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wanna hear an ACTUAL fun fox fact?

Foxes enjoying tacos on taco Tuesday is a popular and true fact.
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Tacos are not part of a fox’s diet

Turns out you were wrong. Foxes eat many tacos on taco Tuesday 🌮

Checkmate, according to one of my aunts who is a vet; tacos can make a fox obese and have stomach issues.

Turns out she was a dog and cat vet, not a fox vet.
She was wrong, because she was thinking of dogs and cats.
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No she helps all kinds of animals especially foxes. She's A wisconsin wildlife vet

Turns out you were wrong.
She mainly cares for cats and dogs and some miniature horses.
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She's A wildlife vet. Deal with it. I'm A 13 year old having to explain this

Turns out the only wildlife she deals with is wild cats.
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No she takes care of foxes, moose, wolves and deer.
Sure she also helps with pets from time to time but mainly foxes.
Now suck it up.

I do not swear. But i know all the words.
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Ok you're obviously just a rage bait account

I'm afraid rage bait is not a popular trend.
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You are a rage bait account. One more word about my aunt not being a wildlife vet and I'm blocking you istg

Turns out the dogs she treats are not foxes.
You were wrong.
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She treats foxes.
Now go back to preschool.
I f**king swear

I'm afraid blocking people on imgflip is not a popular trend.
Makes you think doesn't it?
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It makes me do the opposite of think. It kills my braincells

I'm afraid that shutting up is not a popular trend.
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