I used to believe that power plants were cloud factories, because they pump steam into the air. My 6yo ass thought that was where clouds came from!

Santa

wait what snatas fake

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Yes
There’s no fat-man invading millions of homes every year

FR

There was in japan but only for 1 day

Nah
He evicted millions
There’s a difference

wait n-

Tooth Fairy

Santa

watermelon seeds would grow inside you if you ate them

eating gum before age 7 turns you into an alien

My girlfriend after eating gum:

if you whistle to the Northern lights they'll attack you
My dad told me that shit like qhar they can't do that 🤦🏻

That I was a handsome boy. (Grandma was a liar)