Tooth Fairy

I used to believe that power plants were cloud factories, because they pump steam into the air. My 6yo ass thought that was where clouds came from!

eating gum before age 7 turns you into an alien

My girlfriend after eating gum:

watermelon seeds would grow inside you if you ate them

Santa

Santa

wait what snatas fake

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Yes
There’s no fat-man invading millions of homes every year

FR

There was in japan but only for 1 day

Nah
He evicted millions
There’s a difference

wait n-

That I was a handsome boy. (Grandma was a liar)

if you whistle to the Northern lights they'll attack you
My dad told me that shit like qhar they can't do that 🤦🏻