saliva

I don't want to name such an adorable dog Human's Corpse though...

I don't know your mother's name though

You're supposed to drink semen, not eat it. Personally, I'd name the dog Ass. It is the last thing I ate of course

He is now called Doritos

Ass

H A M B U R G E R

His name is now Pancake

Mucus

poisonous berries

In that case I would name him dog

Chips

Crack

Child

flamin hot cheetos

Gordita

Instead of that, how about mine, barbecue sauce

Clorox

surprisingly good tho, habanero

nm, 2004 blue honda civic with random person in it

Child

*Slams cheese slab onto table*
Cheese.

It would probably be weird to name a dog "dog" tho

His name.shall be Pizza