saliva

I don't want to name such an adorable dog Human's Corpse though...

Clorox

His name is now Pancake

His name.shall be Pizza

surprisingly good tho, habanero

nm, 2004 blue honda civic with random person in it

It would probably be weird to name a dog "dog" tho

You're supposed to drink semen, not eat it. Personally, I'd name the dog Ass. It is the last thing I ate of course

Child

poisonous berries

Mucus

flamin hot cheetos

H A M B U R G E R

Instead of that, how about mine, barbecue sauce

He is now called Doritos

Crack

I don't know your mother's name though

Gordita

Chips

In that case I would name him dog

Child

*Slams cheese slab onto table*
Cheese.

Ass