Don't actually call the number or address, and no romantic shit either. Basic Rules apply(and Joke RPs allowed)

strap in boys we got a place to bomb

Sign me up for childhood nostalgia *asks GPS for directions to Just Dance Live*

GPS: Just Dance: Live is 40 miles away, will take 3 hours to walk there, and take 10-20 minutes of driving.

Ok, got it. *starts driving there*

(You get into your car, fasten your seatbelt, get the key in, and start it up. You pull out of the garage, and drive into the highway. You can see spotlights shining up from a specific location and take a picture, guessing that That's the place. 10-20 minutes pass, you arrive, and it's filled with people, dancers, preformers, and Mascotts. One of them is a Korean Male, and looks just like the one from the popular video Gangam Style. Another mascot is dressed like a Fox, only it looks just like the one from Just Dance 2015. You guess that he's from the 2013 popular hit: The Fox. There are many other people around including Men, Women, and Children. Of course Children.)

Wow, this place is awesome! Imma go look around

(As you look around, you notice plenty of People, speakers, even a Star Score(You have to fill it up for each song you complete almost perfectly). You accidentally bump into a man in a Fox Costume. His left hand is Blue.)
Man in Just Dance 2015 Fox Costume: Oh, you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine

Just Dance 2015 Fox: Good, the show's going to begin soon. You'll be tired out by the end of it.

Oh, ok. I'll be going there now

WHAT DOES DA FOX SAY
*JUMPS THERE*

EEEEEE EEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyonKcbE6OY

XD

XD

(ill do it >:>)
E

(You check your GPS on your phone, and you get a response.)
GPS: Just Dance: Live is 40 miles away, will take 3 hours to walk there, and take 10-20 minutes of driving.

20 mins, 40 miles, 2 miles a minute, 3200 metres / minute, over 53 metres per second. Each m/s is 3.6 km/h, so about 180 km/h. Yes, I love breaking the speed limit to get to a Just Dance Live.

3 hours, 40 miles. 4.5 minutes per mile, so 355 metres per minute or 6 metres/sec. This is equal to 21.6 km/h or 16 miles per hour, about 70% the speed of Usain Bolt. Yes, I love running nearly like Usain Bolt for 3 hours straight.

(XD)

*goes there*

(by what method? By foot, or car?)

(car)

(You get into your car, fasten your seatbelt, get the key in, and start it up. You pull out of the garage, and drive into the highway. You can see spotlights shining up from a specific location and take a picture, guessing that That's the place. 10-20 minutes pass, you arrive, and it's filled with people, dancers, preformers, and Mascotts. One of them is a Korean Male, and looks just like the one from the popular video Gangam Style. Another mascot is dressed like a Fox, only it looks just like the one from Just Dance 2015. You guess that he's from the 2013 popular hit: The Fox.)

...

Sir, you are telling me that you fractured nearly every damn bone in your body just the crash into a cringey sign and make it fall!?

oh god