Joke allowed, Bambi allowed, No doing overpowered things

thinks its a portal "runs and jumps into it"

*You get transported to the Surreal Realm*

well dang wasn't expecting that

pleasant gradient: *opens door* SAY IT AGAIN FOO

Unpleasant Gradient: Want this? 82odlp.jpg (click to show)

Pleasant gradiant: why yes yes i do

*You get the Total Toe*

*continues reading*

The unpleasant gradient is knocking at the door.

*reads*

*it knocks louder*

???: WHAT TF DO YOU WANT?!

Are you interested in Total Toe? 82odlp.jpg (click to show)

For your reference I'm playing as the gradient

(k)
???: F-K NO

Bye, have a [[incomprehensible glitching]] day

???: what?

FATALITY

*continues to yeet chairs*

What in the [[otherwordly noises]] does "nuar" mean?

NAH

The unpleasant gradient is knocking at the door.

…*couldnt hear it*

*it knocks louder*

*falls*

😭I’m actually crying because of this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(wait why)

THAT THING IS SCARY

(I'm sorry, you want me to delete that?)

YES

You sure? It's for the RP.

For your reference I'm playing as the gradient

Ok?

Bloomy: *yeets door open*

That will be 9 dollars and 5 cents

Nuar

Nuar?

NAUR

“what in tarnation”

*grabs flamethrower*

Lantern: Yuck! Who dumped this trash at my door? *Throws unpleasant gradient into a dumpster across the street*

*as you throw the unpleasant gradient, an empty tube of Total Toe (Which is supposed to fuse human toes for whatever reason) falls on the ground.

*Throws it to mars*

Well, that was anticlimactic.

Chris: that is a very unpleasant gradient

Gradient: Are you interested in some Total Toe? 82odlp.jpg (click to show)

Chris: are you interested in experiencing the use of castle law in America?

Gradient: What is that?

Chris: I can legally shoot you