I'm not wrong and you know it

dOnt TakE tHosE ThEY arE juSt PoISOnnEd

cianide is extra flavor

halloween is just a day of the year when small companies like dollar tree and 99c store bring in bank and big companies like walmart and savemart bring in extra money

"Who"?
Did.. you just refer to Halloween as a person?

Ok and?

Ты cюk

Wtf did I do to you?

not you specifically

suka blyat

Iceu is right.

Joke on you, i get candy from the guy in the white van every day

same!

same here

Finally i have people who understand my candy profit charts

but me i get free wifi

Damn i must know yours

what?

Oh my, i´ve been thinking about holidays all wrong!
Christmas is just an old fat man in a red suit breaking and entering your house through the chimney, stealing your baked cookies and drinking your milk( No, the one on the counter) and giving you free ¨ Gifts¨ In return.
Thanksgiving is just an excuse to overhunt turkeys.
And Valentines Day is just Giving people free chocolate to show them you care. Easter too.

i cant change your mind

rare footage of iceu not making halloween look like god

facts

that and scare the living hell out of ppl with decorations

shower thought: if parents teach you to stay away from strangers, then why they let you knock on strangers doors for candy on halloween?

Yes

True

this is ted i want my candy back give it

how is this so true

Anyways, my mind is blown, how´s yours?

"Dress like a maniac" is definitely an overexaggeration :/

An acceptable way for all ages

True

dont try to change iceus mind when it is something related to halloween

And pride month is a socially acceptable way to undress.

why is that true…and why am i dressing up as a literal demon driving around in a white car giving away candy i got from a parade…it feels wrong

he's right-

w