If you know the joke, you know.
If you don’t know, here it is:
One day the parts of the body held a meeting to decide who would be boss. The legs said, “without us, the body can’t go any where.” The eyes said “without me, the body could fall off a cliff.” The stomach said “ without me the body will starve and die.” The brain said, “ without me, the body can’t decide what to do.” After several minutes of discussion, the a**hole said” I should be boss!”
They all laughed and ridiculed the a**hole. So he closed up and and chose to ignore them. As time went by the stomach got bloatedly full. The legs got weak and couldn’t stand. The eyes became foggy and couldn’t see. And the brain could barely hold a thought.
Finally, upon the throes of death, they all gave in and said the a**hole could be in charge.
And now you know why the boss is an a**hole!