Before starting I want to state that I have a problem. Whenever I jerk off, I cum in a jar.
I have filled multiple jars, with the oldest one being from 5 years ago.
So one day, I was jacking off to gay furry porn, when I get really, REALLY thirsty.
So I just stop wanking it and head to my fridge, but there was nothing. The only thing in that fridge was my 2 months old cheese that I'm surprised hasn't been eaten by the insects living in the bottom of this fridge yet.
So I close the fridge and head over to the market. Slight issue, it's black friday. All the reserves of water have been bought off and the market is overall empty. I tried looking for some drinks but to no avail.
So I go to my friend's house and ask him for some water.
Surprisingly enough he does have water, but he drinks it from the bottle. Now, you know me, I'm very picky, so I refused his water and went back home. Sitting back in my computer, I notice I left my gay furry porn open, which makes me super horny. Still, I'm very thirsty. And that's when it hit me.
"F**k it" I said, as I walked down my basement, looking for the perfect jar to drink from.
I looked over at my 319th jar, the one I used to jerk off to MILFS over the age of 35. It was yellowish, too old for the job.
I decided to get my latest jar, the one for the gay furry porn.
And so, I started gulping. I could feel all the unborn children sliding into my mouth as I drank the entire jar in less than 10 seconds. I was still thirsty. I run and get my 9228th jar, the one I used to cum to Brazilian fart porn, and drank it all. I regret nothing.
