How sneaky of her lol

Me, runs over the road anyway:

me: great counter mother. however. you passed by that mcdonalds 7 minutes ago. i am forced to take devastating actions for this loss.

Me: looks around to see if there's actually a police car

that fist is the strongest thing in the cartoon universe- change my mind.

what about him

Not cartoon

ohhhhhh
Then kirby

My ass: even more crazy

ME:calls em by myself

Why would you do that in the first place 😭

child safety

Didn’t work for chuck norris. The police feared him

the police saw chuck norris breaking a law

arrested themselves

Police doesn’t arrest chuck norris for speeding. Chuck norris arrests them for pulling him over.

9 yr olds on their way to say "OMG THIS MEME HAS A BELUGA FACE !!!!!1!1!

11yo Me irl: "You thought, huh? I'll make **SURE** a cop car (if not many) start chasing us soon!"
Mom: (insert "you dare use my own spells against me, Potter?!" here)
Dad: (insert monkey puppet here)

same here. i miss her

RIP

real

lol

Fr

true

aight im jumping off the car

doesnt stop. cop actually pulls you over and mom gets arested. shhhhhhh no-one tell him is was for murder

Lololololololol

BELUGA! SIGN INTO IMGFLIP!

I CANT STOP XDING 😂😂

BrO sAiD XDING 💀

Also major Payne was on page 1 holy shiiiiii

I'd just report them myself if they didn't settle down

nice.

If I had kids id honestly do that

I will never forget the time my sister not only undid her seatbelt, but actually stood up on the back seat of the car, and a policeman on a motocycle came past.

fr

Why

r/ihadastroke

Just got back from meme bye