Superman

I can turn into Gordon Freeman

You can't speak

You lose your memory

I can live with that

Wallcrawling

you will die if you test it

👍

You occasionally stick to random objects by accident

I can live with that

Flight

Your body doesn't gain further durability, so if you go too fast you'll need proper equipment to not have your face torn off

You have testicular cancer

I can actually control my anger

Good for you

You’re gay

then that wouldn't be a side effect since I'm actually gay

L

You turn gay people straight then

The power we all really want

Replicating anyone’s voices, whether if they’re dead or not, and whether if they’re real or not

You Have to think of them

Occasionally you switch to the absolute worst sounding voice mid-sentence for a few seconds, only long enough for everyone in the room to go "WTF was that???"

electricity

50% chance of it backfiring

you cant answer + i would be invincible to electricity

Kyrain beat me to it

choose something else than him

That was the only idea I had lol

it wont work

or maybe my power is too good

Kyrian*

*ni-

super speed

51% chance of tripping

Oh no imagine that on concrete

You’re always tripping

naw that's just me normally walking

The Force

Invisibility

You can't see while you're invisible, because the rods and cones in your eyes need to absorb light for you to see, and they can't do that while transparent

Instant transmission.

You have testicular cancer

Shapeshifting

Explosive diarrhea

How is that a side effect when I already have it

Projectile vomit.

It’s based on who comes to mind

Could be either dead or alive

You occasionally use it on accident, so you could turn into Joe Biden in the middle of a sentence