I’m not sexist, being sexist is wrong

I’m not sexist. Sexism is for men.

(/j)

I'm not racist. I violently murder people of all races equally

Relatable

I’m not sexist, racist, or homophobic. men women black peoples white peoples gay or straight I brutally murder them all and eat them after. No bias

This one right here officer,

Hm, I checked your profile and it sure doesn't seem that way

im not a cannibal nor homophobe
i eat fruits only in june

my jaw dropped

that was the point

In every situation, this will always be the best comment ever

Sorry I'm better at Mario Kart than you

I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong. And being wrong is for women.

That’s where this comment came from lol