Out of your friends, which one are you?

I'm the guy that nobody wants there because they all think I'm annoying and rude when really they are the ones who act like I don't exist and am just there to be annoying
I'm also the guy who is never invited to parties because my friends don't like me,so when it comes to when we meet up and they are talking about it,Jordan has to say "Shhhh" and has to come up with a ton of excuses
I'm also also the guy who never knows anything because nobody likes me to tell me anything

Ouch

Yeah,man