astra: wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t ? hakai: yeah i kinda want a t-r-e-a-t; lay: what are you guys talking about? collector: yeah why did you just spell desse-; astra: NONONO don't say it! collector: uhh... why? hakai: oh no. how do we tell him? -_-; astra: ... lay... can't spell. collector: *confusion* ... what??? astra: he can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited. collector: he's a grown cat! he can't handle hearing the word treat? lay: TREAT? collector: NO TREAT! lay: TREAT? collector: NO TREAT! lay: aww :<; collector: ok what is happening? hakai: we told you! he gets too excited when he hears t-r-e-a-t . lay: watcha talking about? astra: ... taxes. lay: oh ok; collector: so you just treat him like a toddler? lay: TREAT?? collector: NO TREAT!! lay: TREAT?? collector: NO TREAT!! lay: awwwww
(even more disappointed); astra: listen, you've gotta SPELL if you're talking about f-o-o-d; collector: so... do you two want an s-n-a-c-k ? lay: SNACK??? collector: oh come on I SPELLED IT! astra: well he can spell "snack"! collector: so he can spell "snack" but he can't spell "treat"? lay: TREAT???? collector: NO TREAT!!!! lay: DAMMIT!!!!! hakai: ok he's getting grumpy, it's time for an n-a-p. lay: ye; collector: ... what does n-a-p spell? lay: party :3
