Why is this true

my FBI agent advised me not to finish this joke

rn

My sense of humour is so crippled because of this site.

Funniest thing I've seen all day, 10/10

me too

I mean surgeons sometimes freeze cancer cells to cure a patient so it's not too far off.

facts i went to my school nurse and i landed on my knee badley after landing a flip im like " i think i might have broken my leg (and i did) and this is what she says "oh here let me give you an icepack"

Fr I could say "Nurse my arm was bitten off by a bear" and the school nurse would say "Here's an ice pack and a tissue" then go back to typing emails.

The school nurse’s first word is right up there

RELATABLE

😂😂😂😂😂lmao

The first time I ever actually agreed with the person saying "who asked".

Why would you betray me?

Wait, what was the comment that you replied to? It has been deleted, so I can't see what happened...

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thank you haha

School nurses be like.

Bro actually tho!

Ice or a band aid. That’s how it is.

Or water

it would probably work too!!!!!

My friend cracked his tooth and they gave him ice.

Im Iron One

it sucks

the school nurse you mean

bro yes

something that fixes every problem

im so glad einstien invented ice

Me: I legit just cut my hand on my locker (true story)
Nurses: IcE fIxEs EvErYtHiNg!!!! 🧊🧊🧊

They're a nurse not a surgeon, they can't help you.

bro iz speaking true fax

Ice fixes everything.
-School nurses

But how? How's that going to work?

Ice won't help, especially on stage 5

At one point some kid made my nose bleed after socking me in the face and the nurse gave me an ice pack the nurse’s brain is yes

Yep