Imagine a gun flute, and you'd have to be flagging everybody when you play.

Wrong type of instrument lol

Percussion players when they can do whatever they want:

well they're not wrong

"but sir, this is obviously a musical instrument! why else would i have brought it to the band class?"

'Murica!

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Music to my ears

Look up "machine gun meme" on yt and click on one of the videos that say animation meme, listen to the beautiful earworm that it is

I'm learning that instrument in band :)

you have heard of is mustard an instrument
Now its time for
is a gun an instrument?

its true in america

This is just a Texan trumpet

I shot my brother with it and he made some cool noises

you can shoot different ages of people to make different pitched screams

In america the sound of that is music to almost all ears!

the song of hurt

I meeeaaann they’re not wrong iykyk