Ask Hakai anything (Nothing nsfw)

Do you like the hit game splatoon 3s dlc trailer from the recent direct

Can you make a grilled cheese

Traveler: So you're the "sister" of Astra, am I right?

can you make me a sandwich?

Hakai: I can try

Phantom: Uhh… i’m not really caught up on everything yet since i’m still partially dead, so, uhh… what’s happening?

Hakai: Random bullshit

Phantom: …like what? I’m trying to be more involved in stuff.

Rizu: why are you so cute? :>

Hakai: I don't know rizu :>

Rizu: I wanna squish yousssss :3

Hakai: Go ahead :>

*Rizu squishes Hakai’s face* Rizu: squishy :333

*Hakai is happi*

*Happi Rizu noises*

The Survivor: cool sword, can I have it?
The Servant: dude, if you want to rob somebody, at least sound menacing..
The Survivor: right... HAND OVER THE SWORD

Hakai: No, you cannot have my sword

The Survivor: I dont think you got the message
(the Survivor would nod his head towards hakai to signal for the servant)
The Servant: oh right.. (The Servants tentacles would wrap around hakai's arms and hold her in the air)
The Survivor: we will just be taking the cool light saber and be on our way!

*Hakai's crystal extention would glow and the Servant would be destroyed*
Hakai: You aren't having my sword

(The survivor would look to his hand and see the Servant, lifeless)
The survivor; what….

Hakai: I told you, you aren't getting my sword

UO: You ever try Parkour?

Astra: did you have parents before EC took you?

Hakai: I did... I assume EC or Sagi murdered them though

*astra hugs hakai*

*Hakai hugs back*

Have you watched the hit game Splatoon 3's DLC trailer from the recent Nintendo Direct