Rp with Ultimum ig

The Traveler: ...?

Ultimum: who might you be

Traveler: Who's asking?

(Keep the mouth trap shut, no one seems to care that he’s back 😀👍) Blobler: who

general k:

Ultimum: Who are you

gk: just a bounty hunter who happens to be the last of their species. you?

Ultimum: I can be someone who can give you a better life

gk: how so?

Ultimum: If you pray to me then I can make your life so much better

gk: eh, i’m not that religious of a person…

Ultimum: That can be fixed... with divine support

gk: what the hell do you mean?

*Suddenly something GK favors comes down from the heavens above*

gk: it’s uhh… a gif of a rat spinning horizontally?

(i couldn’t think of anything else lol)

Omega-Blook: "Hello, 'god'."

Ripley: You call yourself a god?
Pathetic

Thunderpug: a so-called god... i have no patience for religion if it prevents science.

Ultimum: you do not need science

thunderpug: of course you need science. Prayers and idols can only get you so far.

Pearlfan: and who the HELL are you?

Ultimum: Your lord

Pearlfan: like your name, basically I was rudely asking for your name

Ultimum: you can call me Ultimum

Pearlfan: I’ve heard of you, you killed my best friend, not cool dude

Ultimum: She was a problem that needed to be dealt with

Pearlfan: what!? Inkie ain’t no problem

Ultimum: She only resisted the inevitable so I had to stop her

Pearlfan: she was trying to stop you from being a turd

Ultimum: You do not know what ultimate divine intervention is, do you

Pearlfan: you were making life worse for everyone else, that’s being a turd

Ultimum: Clearly you need to learn how to respect your elders

Pearlfan: ehhh I’m good

Ultimum: Angels
*Ultimum points a finger gun at Pearlfan and suddenly blasts her with an inkstone hellblast*

*Pearlfan just barely dodges*
Pearlfan: whoa hey! That’s one of Inkie’s powers! >:(

Collector: ah, the so-called god returns.

Ultimum: The crystal reliant man is here
(In our rp, I'm gonna say this is an alternative reality where Ultimum killed Peyton, Inkmatas, and Hakai)

Collector: when I'm done with you, just hearing my name will send a chill down whatever is left of your spine.

Ultimum: Unfortunately your one daughter and friends said the same thing but they fell to me

Collector: ... No point in giving you any more mercy. Not like you deserved any to begin with.

*Collector suddenly appears behind ultimum, holding his sword above his head ready to chop him in half*

*Ultimum swiftly kicks Collector's open stomach with an Destructive, Unholy, and Inkstone kick*

*collector is sent back a couple feet, and has a small burn mark on his stomach*

Collector: you... DARE!?

*Large blue cracks appear in the ground, and collector leaps toward Ultimum*

*Ultimum suddenly goes into a new form as Collector is heading toward him*

*collector keeps going, and manages to cut one of ultimum's wings off*

*Ultimum doesn't care and blasts Collector with an Ultima Inkstone magic*

*he gets launched a bit further than last time*

Collector: heh, y'know they say real gods don't bleed. But here you are with a severed wing and dripping blood.