Sallie May

is this a trend now

yes

Hey, do you want children? cause I got a whole bag of them!

5/10

Girl I think I'm a construction worker?
Cos I want to build a life with you.

Cheesy, I know

9/10

for the modesty

but actually

what?

like the actual pickup line

8.7/10

are you a sea lion..
cause i wanna sea you lion in my bed...

nice 8/10

are you a bottle of windex? because i really want to see what you taste like

3/10

ok but actually though i have almost drank windex once

.-.

*hands a lemon with a phone number on it*
That's my pick up lime

5/10

idek .-.

are you cotton? cuz i would pick you

5/10

Hey baby… I think I might be a terrorist
Because I planted c4 under this airport

6/10

hey girl, are you a medium/large chunk of unpainted drywall? because i want to bite into you like a rabid crocodile ;)

7/10

WHAT

XD

Are you a rope? Cuz I wanna hang with you

3/10

Damn

yeah

0

Sex

even though dinosaurs lay eggs

👾☄️🪃

The f**k

It’s a speech bubble dw

Damn girl are you SCP-173, because I can't stop looking at you

5/10

Hey, baby are you an Angel? Cause I’m allergic to feathers.

2/10

you know what they about drummers. some play on the worship team. and the worship team is a holy team.

Are you a wall? Because I wanna smash my f**king head against one