am women

Hey man, are you a gas giant, because you are fat and ugly 🪐

if it was me, i'd say W rizz bc funny men >>
but realistically L rizz

no need. I already know I have L rizz

can you be the rou

i'd say W rizz bc based but realistically L rizz

oh

when I was 5 years old I got stuck in a refrigerator at baskin robins

what i said to pochita

This actually happened but okay

(I think I was 7 tho)

yeah but it's not good as a pickup line

debatable

ig

if it was me, i'd say W rizz bc funny men >>
but realistically L rizz

💀

I think I need some oven mittens, because you're too hot to handle

W rizz

lol

Knuckles is red, sonic is blue
Press start and be my player 2

prolly would only appeal to sonic fans/gamers

are you a bottle of windex? because i really want to see what you taste like

L rizz

Hey gurl… Wanna see my restraining order collection?

what i said to pochita

😎

Are you a test? Because I'm always looking at you with my last brain cell

what i said to pochita

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