Saul Goodman

Simping, I get

but a whole sexuality?

exactly

That's literally saying that you purposely don't try to get into a relationship

Aren’t you a f**king celibate?

Yeah. But I’m not rationalizing it by making a sexuality out of characters that don’t exist.

Aaaaand this is why uffie didn’t want to tell you guys.

whats a celibate?

Somebody who doesn’t date by choice

I prefer that than fictosexual

Ewww

I'm your grandfather's son but I'm not your father.
Who am I?

Uncle

correct!