Good ending

sworb

soap costs like 10 dollars a bar
assuming the soap gun is as fast as, say, an ak47, that would cost collector/whoever takes care of rizu a total of 30-40 dollars per second. Count all of the times she fired it, and it adds up to 300-400 dollars total.

I mean
Rizu’s father is rich soooo

Lay: But I was hungwy

Hakai: *Pulls out cat kibble* here have this

Lay: But soap tastes gud

*Hakai snaps Lay out of all realities bc yes*

*lay ceases to exist and this is a canon event*

Collector: hakai? Have you seen th- OH GOD

Hakai: Reality is often disappointing, so I made it better

Collector: better... How?

Hakai: You will know
*Lay isn't there*

Collector: you do acknowledge how sad Astra is gonna be, right? Now bring him back.

*Hakai shifts reality to bring Lay back enough that he can't taste soap and has no addiction to soap eating*
Hakai: There

Collector: great. Now the beings beyond the fourth wall are gonna run out of memes.