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DontReadMe: | Ew you find animals hot?  WEIRDO! | image tagged in hypocrite neckbeard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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i find real women attractive. i have a gf who i really like. weve been together for 3 years.
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yeah i know
but shadow's more anthropomorphic/humanoid while the lion is literally a lion that can speak
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You realize you’re using the same reasoning that Veni (an actual zoophile) was using to justify his own animal porn addiction, correct?
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oh
but i don't find actual, straight-up animals hot
I don't get wet any time I see my dog or cat or the lion from lion king
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Your pet hedgehog though…
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dont have one (i know that's probably a joke)
but it's not shadow
and even if it was shadow in realistic hedgehog form, wouldn't simp
it's too "animal" for my tastes
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Implying that there’s some point where it’s still an animal but “human” enough to where you would simp for it? Like a spectrum?

Also implying that you do, in fact, find shadow hot.
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1) chart would show how far i go, and either way shadow's really the only mobian/anthro sonic character I find "hot", which is the only reason i'd go up to 3 on the scale. normally even #2 is a stretch
2) yes
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Here’s the problem with treating it like a spectrum. You’re still attracted to the parts that make it an animal. If the animal parts weren’t there, you wouldn’t simp for it. That’s the issue.

What I told Veni was that if you’re going to defend it by saying they have human characteristics, you should be okay with just humans.

He wasn’t. He found humans “too boring”.
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personally the issue for me with human versions of mobians is that it's awkward for my brain to adjust
I've simped for humans before
if shadow was always a human, there's a chance I could've simped for him; idk tho because that's not the case
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are you offline or smth
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Yes
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ah ok gotchu
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literally
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