"Hey doc, I think I just threw a kid down there for a science experiment."
*gets fired*
"Hey, boss? I only wanted to prove to you that not all fish are kid-friendly!"

that's a fun template, what's it called?

Peregrine Falcon exuze moa

thanks I may use it for similar reasons

Famous quote-"Ummm.....oops!" -Said by an aquarium worker, after feeding an infant to piranhas.

I can devour a small child it less than 15 minutes, I'm not impressed

W sacrafice ngl

Today my ex got run over by a bus, it was very sad.
On an unrelated note i lost my job as a bus driver

and piranin is a piranha, so he's much more better than juno's man-eating plant

Time to get a new one

Piranhas are scavengers, and usually don't eat live things.

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