✨the smol boi✨

Lay: Burn him with ✨f i r e✨

Yal: (on fire) it feels nice

Lay:

Yal: but I am you...

Lay: But traumatized and older

Yal:

smol boi🙂

Thunderpug: *pets*

Pearlfan: :O
You’re smol enough to fit inside my crown

Data: that's why I made him smol :D

Pearlfan: :OOOOOOOO

bob2: its like a nugget (eats)

Data: D,:

bob3: it was delicious

Data: D:<

bob4: can I have another before you realize i experimented with the dual portal again

bob3: yea I dont this you realized yet

bob2: hello?

Data: you idiots thought I had more?

bob: yes we all did

bob3: how did you make them?

bob2: I’m hungry

Data: that's the only f*cking one I had. I can't just make another. So you better regurgitate him RIGHT NOW.

(Wait do they even know what that word means)

bob: sure I can eat GitHub regu

bob4: sounds tasty

bob3: (takes off chunk of data’s body)

*bob 3 gets electrocuted and drops it*

Data: clearly you don't know what regurgitate means, which I'm not really surprised by.

*She picks the chunk up and re-attaches it*

Data: *points at bob 2* I want you to puke up the cat you just ate. Regurgitate is the smart people word for puke.

bob2: ok (pukes out a blueprint for a dual portal instead)

bob4: that seems important

bob: it doesn’t matter all four of us have a copy

Data: the CAT. The robot cat you literally just ate.

bob2: I don’t remember a cat

bob4: unless she was talking about the weird squid

bob: I think it was the squid

Data: -_- I'm starting to see why collector hates you so much. Was this "squid" black and green?

bob2: no squids are blue

bob3: i dont think shes very smart if she thinks squids are green

bob6: HA

bob: I ran through the dual portal again

Data: actually squids can come in all sorts of colors, I met a green one once. But back to the cat, cough it up. Now. I'm done with your games.

bob7: games! I want to play!

bob5: (gives wet (not robot) cat)

bob: anyway I should dial something else

(data secretly kept a copy >:] )

Data: you're not the right bob, and that's not the right cat, but at least you're starting to understand what I mean.

bob: (takes data and puts her in the dual portal, doubling her)

bob4: HA! And we won’t tell you we’re the undual portal is >:)

bob6: yea!

data: under better circumstances it would've been pretty cool, 3.5 stars.

bob: nice (takes out the data about how to make a dual portal) I’ll take this

*both datas look at each other with the same mischievous look*

*Both of their screens turn red and a deafening sound starts playing, then all of the bobs fall to the ground*

Data 1: we learned that from skibidi toilet, b*tch!

Data 2: hell yeah!

bob2: that’s it we’re going into numbers that don’t exist

bob4i: HHAHAHAHAHA

bob7i-3: there are a lot more of us now

data 1: tell bob 2 to puke up the yal, and THEN un-dual. i'd rather not have you delete him from existence by un-dualing.

bob2: (gives YAL)

bob: (unduals everyone)

bob: rate your experience being dualed

Data 2: well you made a mistake! While you weren't looking data 1 scanned that slimy blueprint one of you regurgitated, and now we can make our own clones!

*All of the bobs are surrounded by datas*

Data 9s-b4-E: BOB 2! PUKE UP THE CAT, AND THIS CAN ALL END PEACEFULLY.

bob~62847/92718i + 3e - pi: WE WILL NEVER

Data [error]: FIRE!!!

*All of the data's screens turn red, and that same deafening sound starts playing but [error] times more loud*

bob: yknow let’s call the whole thing off and undual both of us, this is getting out of hand and I don’t want to kill anyone from the neighboring multiverse

dumbass this is not roleplay stream

So?