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Marilyn called it

Marilyn called it | MONROE 1962; KENNEDY 1963 | image tagged in kennedy,convertible,marilyn monroe | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
182 views 6 upvotes Made by SL550 9 months ago in politics
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1 up, 9mo,
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Fun Fact- the CIA knows that a x-rated video of Marilyn, JFK & Bobby Kennedy exists. The video was sold at auction to a private party who outbid the US Government. The buyer was a NY Yankees fan & stated he wanted to spare Joe DiMaggio's feelings (as Marilyn was his ex-wife) & ensure that the video would never be released. Thats the Martinez connection to the Kennedy assassination. DiMaggio. If they outbid the Fed for a video, they'll take out the top Fed, who just so happened to be Marilyn's romantic interest. She would have been married to Joe during the time this picture was taken.
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1 up, 9mo,
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I can't imagine that an institution like the CIA would give one tug of a dead dog's tail about that video.
2 ups, 9mo,
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Really? Wow!
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1 up, 9mo,
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Yeah, really. They deal with coup d'etats, massive scale geopolitics. Video confirmation about a relationship the public already knew about and a person who is no longer living and therefore can't be blackmailed just doesn't seem important by comparison.
1 up, 9mo,
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But the unhinged Right digs shitstories like that.
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1 up, 9mo
I'm aware. At one point, their appetite for any and all connections had them tearing out magazine pages of Tom Hanks because he was holding bottlecaps as a clue or something.
0 ups, 9mo
Libs - nObOdY gIvEs a tUg aBoUt tHiS pOrNo!

Meanwhile on the East Coast.. Jeffrey Tobin, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, & Michelle Obama are desperately searching the interWebs for it.
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MONROE 1962; KENNEDY 1963