loads minigun with loving keanu reeves intent

Literally not chubby whatsoever. He’s got one of the most average physiques ever and these people are out here being hypercritical.

yes

f**k they mean "chubby"

exactly
ima beat the shit outta the people who bully keanu

aight but
if that's chubby to them then idk what 'normal' is for them

yeah

fr

He may be a shit actor but he's got like
An average physique, why the hell do people care whether he's chubby or not