Reaperus: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Blue: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Reaperus: Wow, Blue, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Blue: We literally slept together yesterday.
Reaperus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.