MY XBOX; - Has never cheated on me
- Enjoys it when friends come over
- Doesn’t spend all its time on social media
- Isn’t conscious about its looks
- Is never jealous when I play another console
- Never asks where I was during the day
- Doesn’t go shopping
- Doesn’t trauma dump
- Doesn’t require weekly dates
- Won’t complain about work
- Likes staying at home and going places
- Doesn’t need walks
- Can run DOOM 1993