makes me laugh every time

Lol

if my identity was stolen, my friends would be confused as to why I'm suddenly sane

Lol

Funny

I get it, "him" is "me", and "me" is "him"

If I got my identity stolen my friends would probably wonder why I'm acting so happy and why I haven't had my monthly depression text

That’s sad 😕

Mood

if i got my identity stolen, people would just give up and die
but i'm doing the bare minimum to keep myself alive so the world can suffer the same way the world made me suffer